WELCOME TO
LUCI
MARIE
LANDON ETHAN BRYCE DICKINSON
> loading catfish allegations…
> size setting: BIG
> daily fuel: mcdonalds + pizza
> honesty.exe: not found
> faceapp subscription: ACTIVE
> professional selfie engineer
> filter strength: MAXIMUM
This is not a portfolio. This is a catfish museum with Wi‑Fi and zero accountability.
Symptoms include being big, inhaling McDonalds, editing selfies at 4AM, and posting through it.
Currently eating pizza while adjusting brightness, contrast, and reality itself.
CATFISH.TXT
Luci Marie is a black-and-white internet cryptid powered by McDonalds, pizza, dramatic profile pictures, and suspicious amounts of confidence. This is a catfish confession booth, a McDonalds waiting room, a pizza appreciation society, and a browser tab that absolutely needs supervision.